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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:56

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What do you like about McDonald's?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Final Fantasy 16 runs at 720p on Xbox Series X in performance mode - Video Games Chronicle
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?
They put up a sign reading
No way
So they tried
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do some men like anal sex?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
No go.
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No, not a chance